A special Cinco de Mayo NAP, our take on the Senser verdict, Pancho Villa, avacado: fruit or vegetable, what James has in common with Larry "wide stance" Craig, the dickie hickey, Anderson Cooper goes too far, the burnt nipple, review of The Avengers, and Ruth's French accent again.

James has a query, the pleasure of sneezing, the green fairy vs. the blue fairy, Kevyn shops for vintage clothes, what to text to get a date, the salmon pig, we have a winner, James is in court, and the characteristics of great bosses.

Kevyn returns, Ruth et al., gifts from Amsterdam, casting a shadow, the whistling knife, cash money, we're weanies now, classes you could take at the folk school in Grand Marais, a Christmas cactus, 3 documentary recommendations, Dick Clark is still dead, the $2.00 taco, we attempt a round a podcast experiment that will not be repeated.

Jim Cunningham is a special guest host, we want a firepit, always be closing, fallen away Catholics, James is to Ruth Today what alcohol was to Dean Martin, the Isle of Solomon, use probity in a sentence, the SAT or the ACT, and he's still trying to catch up.

Ruth and Kevyn talk like their dogs, James is going pro, withholding viagra, the change satchel, a juicy new celebrity tell all, we could have edited this but we didn't, new tornado warnings, will we watch The Killing, drug seeking behavior, the lost Princess Diana photograph, how to hold a grudge, and the Canadians are pulling the penny!

The coffee crisis, Titanic 3D and what Kate Winslet doesn't want to see or hear, we're gonna pay for this, the "James way", no take aways from American Pie Reunion, the Lotto line, a captive audience, you complete me, Cable TV ratings that might surprise you, Kevyn is just one felony away, and don't do this to get more unemployment.

Show from our kitchen table II, we don't want to pay for Dick Cheney's heart transplant, the loophole lawyer, Kevyn's Facebook argument about Katniss, James seeks our advice on a ticket, the Pope's sombrero, too hip for the room, is a Bed and Breakfast ever a good idea, the "male" nurse, and hot cans in England.

Our lunch with Sgt. Dave, Ruth's sidekicks, shamrock shake recipe, people will steal anything, a Downton Abbey update, olfactory dining, the smoking loophole, Muskrat love, Ruth on a stick, more Facebook conversations, my mom's new puppy, we'll pay for this, and death by cinnamon.

Ruth reviews Friends with Kids, our worst blind dates, the all day drinking trip, Justin Bieber's Minnesota connection, who said it Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns, are you related to me, an odd drug side effect, go see grandma, James doesn't like the way they price things, and how to predict dementia.

The missing show, James on a plane, we've lost our first Monkee, the Bachelor harness, Will Power vs. Lead Bottom, the copper chopper, seed spreading, don't eat that cookie, Ruth barks and sings, guess the happiest and most miserable states, and the latest fashions we won't be wearing.

Celebrating Mardi Gras, it's digitalized, type O personalities, humans with tails, don't Google that, cab menus in Vegas, when electronic cigarettes backfire, we miss dialing, things we've learned at the movies, Academy Awards predictions, skin tags, silver surfers and goldies, recalling emails, and how do you extend your life.

The Enquirer called it, Twitter breaks the news of Whitney Houston's death, who is Sparkle, favorite moments at the Grammy Awards, get the camera off Glen Campbell, the Koscielak Players reenact a fight on Facebook, Ruth's bag tirade, why James hates Valentine's Day, and the Ruth Today Downton Abbey Tour.

Madonna, Clint and Super Bowl stuff, cats with bows, the Demi Moore diet, coupons we will never use, meeting at the dog park, Ruth won't bet, adopting your girlfriend, a Jason Wu Target event, romance in Europe, Kennedy's intern, sitting by the smelly guy, a review of Woman in Black., and what made James blush.

Our new motto, "Get sucked in", a Downton Abbey update, why Elizabeth McGovern left Hollywood, stealing from Unicef, what's in that sandtrap, rough necks, accepting our Nobel prize, lark vs. owl, the Iron Lady, Mc Donalds tweets go wrong, and remembering Schultz.

The Bob Barker road trip, pushing through the pain, Heidi Klum and Seal ask us to respect their privacy, Hobbit hair, I thought you were Dale, Aretha cancels her wedding, Sandusky's statement about Paterno, the perfect job for James, Madonna in half gloves, and the worst p.r. move ever!

Welcome to the fold, two things the French cannot say, Amish James, Golden Globe Awards,erasers in your nose, too old for cowgirl clothes, mean but not vicious, the mouse in the Mountain Dew, and the old man catalog.

Mr. Twitter, the mountain lion proposal, pear-shaped diamonds, tricking the pioneers, something new to worry about, Ruth's rebound, what's wrong with our homeless, memories of Bridgeman's, new tatoo for James, plane throat, cart vs. basket, he's not going to the White House, and Ruth's favorite divorce.

Happy New Year, Oprah vs. Chopra, scandals of 2011, things that are gone forever, James at 40, pagan babies, shrimp on the balcony, Kenny B., herpetologist, don't open that email, German nudists, baths vs. showers, cranky crocodiles, kiddie tasers, and the meditation video game.

Our Christmas recap and holiday returns, the gifts we gave each other, smoking the ham, celebrity break ups, holiday movie reviews: Girl With The Dragon Tatoo, Tin Tin, and Mission Impossible, Sinead O'Connor's 4th wedding, frequent bingo card, camo negligee, DeNiro's a new daddy, murder by beads, and Sam Shepard's doggie bag.

Our Christmas crossroads, Jesus in the lockerroom, the layaway fairy, Merry Christmas Kobe, Ruth imitates a cat in heat, a joint statement, Larry King's final wish, girl bling, Cinderella at the Ordway, the butter smuggler, God is busy, a political scandal fill in the blanks and the toilet paper scam.

Our first ever show from the kitchen table, an early Christmas celebration for James, tasting Mary Janes, are you safe at home, Lady Gaga in Vanity Fair, new organ donor rules, shopping at Walgreens, wearing pajamas when you work at home, gambling for mom, I don't understand what anyone is saying anymore, and the dumbest cop in Michigan.

Ruth's zipper merge, eating Coors, the life of Reilly, life lessons from Star Trek, swag, a new olympic sport, communists muppets, words of the year, we announce our dinner winner, your permanent medical record, being invisible at the boy girl party, Professor Munchies, and the perfect Christmas gift.

Black Friday waffle iron riots and other tales from the front lines, popping the cork for our 75th, the Bob Marley cake, biting out the baby, fierce new names, meat and fruit, what men will do to get out of a chick flick, holiday movie reviews, Ashton Kutcher selling cameras, picnic bars and the mystery of Cary Grant and Dyan Cannon, the man quiz, and who will play Steve Jobs in the movie.

Natalie Wood's final cruise, Ruth's bizarre celebrity death quiz, really bad press for Ashton Kutcher, Black Friday fun with the holiday hoards, are you my uncle daddy, dog talking, Billy Crystal is back, and a common contractor complaint.

Customer service hostages at Cub and Herbergers, Jerry Sandusky's autobiography will make you cringe, how to spell phlegm, naked sushi, the cranberry incident, stories from explorer Ann Bancroft, the meaning of flushed and florid, a Bro quiz, and donate by December 1.

Butter for your ears, Call of Duty, dressing your age, James goes for the rebound, the intimate department, John Lennon's tooth, tool belt bride, Ruth beat boxes, Daniel Craig's blue trunks, can you return undies, bone shaped food, the Letterman defense, no fruit in my beer, and when does black Friday begin.

Pie charts of the mind, beavers vs. polar bears, grandpa slips Ruth a key, Fatty McFatterson, blooming chocolate, James will pay for the stadium, pass me the caulk, the deer population of Rochester, cute but painful shoes, bad Halloween treats of our youth, too lazy to read, and Kevyn enjoys Uranus.

Steve Jobs bio, clean Canadians, get on the pole, Xander's daddy, Ruth in a Burka, the electronic whip at Disneyland, the "A" talent, gypsy heaven, a puck in the net, how old is elderly, why James should not buy a storage unit, two SuperFans to keep in your prayers, and why Americans are giving up on politicians.

Show 69! Kevyn's Hairspray role, who spilled the soup, Maxine, valve stem, Barry Manilow's diet tips, poncho advice, relax your jaw, Clooney is the man who cannot be alone, those Norwegian Royals, the powers of pineapple juice, Beyonce pregnancy pillow, and final words of wisdom from Ruth.

Netflix CEO eats crow, corporate name changes, know your breasts, hit by a speeding antelope, butt-toning and other examples of confabulation, James' car date, reminders from hot guys, the dummy button, the curious celebrity of Jared, see Hairspray at the Chan, marathoner gives birth, and the mystery of Baby Babu.

Hank Williams Jr. won't be singin' on Monday night anymore, cell phone etiquette, affliction shirts, hot tub worthy, nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, medical ethics, hitting the head with Martha, cat rasslin', upcoming celebrity memoirs, Michael Jackson trial APP, new fashion trends for fall, and Kevyn hits the stage October 13 in Hairspray at the Chanhassen Dinner Theater.

Nancy Grace pops out on Dancing with the Stars, our first Cavalia ticket winner,a dream job for James, goodbye hot pockets, why Kevyn has the gift of gab, Moneyball, get the garbage out, professional laugher, man pretty, a PayPal scammer, tasty dog treats, have you had an encounter with Governor Rick Perry, and new marketing copy for Ruth Today.

Cavalia ticket giveaway details, don't ask don't tell Anderson Cooper, a couple of corporate boo boos, new things to worry about, something women are losing interest in, ice cream truck music, old ex-wives tales, Orsythia, hitting the fence, loaded questions, Charlie Sheen, bee allergies, paintball problems, Betsy McCall, good news and bad news about Bazooka Joe, do cars run into deer or the other way around, and a walk on role for Kevyn!

J. Lo has a boyfriend, just how lazy are we, grudge babies, drop kicked to Mars, please call me zha-cleen, James and the pheromones, pronouncing coupon, AOL Huffington Post and Patch, shopping for deer hunting season, bloodrunner, rage broadheads, exposed vitals, smelling like Kim, and the household-debt crisis.

Imported jam from Canada, other duties as assigned, the fear game, David's little toe nail, Kevyn is hotter than Ruth, the toothbrush state, the British food quiz, he's spending more time with his family, Char's sneaky marketing, Ruth's performance anxiety, and the truth will set you free.

Taking your teeth out at the fair, biggest boar's bottom, anger on the state fair bus, James and Ruth review the Happy Together show at the grandstand, Ronnie Milsap is still alive, America's hat, plane home from Vegas, secret service code names, Van's van, love that texture, and the wisdom of Steve Jobs.

Let's be honest, Ruth's favorite news story, how to interpret code words, don't take my Kodachrome away, jumpsuits of the future, why do we call them anchors, a Kardashian free zone, details on a messy divorce, advice from Nancy Drew, and our State Fair--come and see us at the By The Yard booth in the Merchdise Mart on September 2 from noon to three!

Bawdy Kevyn, the corn feed, why does James have parchment paper, Boy George update, bats, Ronnie Milsap--dead or alive, allspice in her purse and a ziploc full of green beans, the fishnet shirt, are you the young Elvis or the old Elvis, apes not monkeys, Neil Diamond Hot August Night, a new Super Duper Fan, a brain quiz and fun facts about Jerry Lewis.

Wake me up before you . . .huh, Kevyn is carrying a book without pictures, State Fair memories, the litter bug quiz, plugola and payola, James has a strange machine in his house, that's our Michelle, RICO to go, why Ruth loves the fibbies, and profound wisdom about money.

Mixing the bloody mary, 30 years of MTV, freebies for James, the first no frills airline, into the void, gutter tipper, mocked by the homeless, milk and PMS, Chem Lawn, academy award for lust, the french girl's visit and bricks should not float.

Bad perms, Guadalupe's email, honeymoon donuts, houses of our childhood, boxcars, adam and eve on a raft, niche markets for greeting cards, gay love on the sports page, the lazy man's state fair ride, always wash first, the intern question, and we will come to your house and set you up.

Butter melting hot, the widow maker, James and the jay, the drum solo, seagulls at the post office, baby elephant walk, the Threshold Generation, backing up the truck, Rupert Murdoch's wife leaps to his defense, are the rest stops open yet, how many divorces are too many for J. Lo, and our State Fair announcement.

Technical difficulties, laid off state worker seeks same, Roseanne's Nuts, an unusual crime scene, the sniff test, a fashion don't for men, the news you can't make up, tagging the baby, no rest for the weary, and Ruth needs to speak with Sandy and Jill about some inadequate laundry habits.

Blinking the lights, ex-husbands and dog poop, did he say Kool Aid, cocking vs. caulking, Ruth will not be setting herself on fire, new indignities for postal workers, getting someone to change your vacuum cleaner bag, lizard on a stick, chocolate covered corn dogs, and a listener wins a By the Yard Adirondack chair.

Ruth meets Lassie, rated M, the war to end all wars, wet sanding, Diana today, lurking listeners, Kevyn's version of Lunesta, reporting and repeating, lesbian dogs, playing with pain, the Prince's wedding reception band, stories from court, and James superglues a body part.

The Batman Suite, Ruth forgets attending a Springsteen concert, The Killing cliffhanger, James drops his copy, it seems easy until you try to do it, new rules to live by, the love corner, Amy Milkhouse, painting in the rain, would Lincoln be a Republican today, and an ecstatic fan.

Kevyn's waiting for her musical moment, there's a Canadian wiener, customers vs. guests, John Edward's mug shot, Ruth's mom is a virgin, Swedish mammograms, would you stay with the prince, James likes Tangled, fun facts about Karl Malden, and red, white and blue jello.

Our 50th show, the weiner the world awaits, cooking with bourbon, breast feeding at the ape house, remember the Alamo, black noise, the uncored apple pie, Kevyn could be a kidnapper, the Buckeye football scandal, and a review of pajama jeans.

James is certified, the mole man, garbologists, who advertises in the phone book, dial a blond, Tammy vs. Gidget, the rules for gentlemen, grease monkeys, who has thin skulls, irrational fears, political cat fight, Kevyn does a celebrity impression, and the subway dress.

Storm stories, don't diss Oprah, drive-in movies, How the West Was Won, James sells product, Grand Marais donut update, the sperminator likes plain women, gastric bypass advice, Larry King's retirement plans, a former governor's comments about a former governor, what not to do on a first date, and psychopaths in high places.

Our last podcast before the Rapture, Ruth's hand puppet, virile vs. viral, buffing the social network, how could the Schwartzenegger Shriver story get worse, a SuperFan from Thailand, what the french think, an extreme scandal, Disney VHS tapes, cheese cutting, books from the 1970's, Oprah's long good bye, and Cat Daddy.

High cotton, snort producing, BFJGFU, the rom com that wasn't, the retaining wall that didn't, road apples, soffit and fascia, babydoll pajamas, origins of the powder room, the lost peahen, termination of the terminator's marriage, the lonely goatherd, pronouncing Milwaukee, and someone known for her twins names her twins.

Royal Wedding best and worst dressed, see you in hell, what heaven will be like, Uncle Gary, snake warning, Ruth wants a towel, we sing Elton John, head pieces, super duper pooper, apron strings, why your son should take up musical theater, cowboys and doctors, and Ruth is going to Carolina not just in her mind.

Royal Wedding excitement, scones and crumpets, James gets a body scan, the poison gland, love kept them together, Ruth on a balance beam, Classical Gas, Kevyn sings Chinese, is it the new clear bra or the nuclear bra, Ruth's clown mouth, costumed waiters are the best and what's in your family crest.

Our first year anniversary, Ruth's 45 case, pawn shop nude photos, Bennigan's show prep, Dog the Bounty Hunter, you would, menage a trois, James' therapy, Ruth and Kevyn act out a celebrity altercation, keeping it dirty, cleavage detector, exasperated sighs, and our first Pod Person!

Tools of seduction, James makes a stink over fast food, Ruth's learning moment, Aidrondack Kings, getting money from your credit card company, running into Bob Crane and Willard Scott, an Applebee's oops, being hung, keeping it in reserve and how Kevyn bonded with Larry Flynt.

Swedish newlyweds, the testicle inspector, Kevyn and Ruth spend a night on the town, the Nuremburger, my favorite monkey, full frontal Oscar winners and Jon Voight before he was a Republican, the first dog, toe nail fungus, and something unexpected about orchids.

Why Cleopatra cost so much, BFF's and VGL's, online dating code words, toe dipping, who you gonna call, love my hog, speed it up and dumb it down, MS Magazine, washing your underwear, Mildred Pierce, tell me if you've heard this one, and smelling skunks and rotten meat.

Taco rage, memories of Liz Taylor, Harry Hunters, dorky real names, the star who didn't know she was fat, a trip to the Wild game, George Washington's toothache, Ruth's online date, what the Brits call Justin Timberlake, and a meet up for Ruth Today?

James on high alert, Clamato, Paul Harvey, culottes, mugs and fishes, 'roid rage, the bird bath martini, Gallagher vs. Carrot Top, starching her pillowcases, the Charlie Sheen Tour, we're softening your arteries and absolutely nothing about the Bachelor.

Happy Fat Tuesday, what is a manther, my saint is better than your saint, skin in the game, don't order the Lamb McSpicy, spelling Koscielak, big headed people, the catalog you can't show at work, and Ruth's senior moment.

Oscar fashion and hair commentary, Kevyn makes kissing sounds, the fast track to Nashville, our favorite Charlie Sheen quotes, Ruth sings Michael Jackson songs, the appropriate use of profanity, Dancing with the Stars with no stars, sexual harrasser number two, and the Hoarders Channel.

James covers the waterfront, a visit to Elvis' Vegas Suite, the dirt on Ernie, who owns Babe Ruth's Championship ring, mean girls in the convent, an expensive haircut that costs a lot, Ruth waits on a terrorist in a gift shop, and Kevyn's got the powa.

The first clue your friend is out of work, grouping men ala the Westminister dog show, James offends alcoholics, in bed, bad dad Billy--he didn't know, Mage's purple suit, why Ruth wants a shorter man, slippery slippers, Grammy Show fashion, Different Strokes and strokes.

Ruth's birthday celebration, a new celebrity feud, what is a todger, James accidentally goes to a Wisconsin bar during the Super Bowl, our critique of the half time show and commercials, rabid raccoons, an update from our Egyptian Superfan, international dinner guests, and what did Kevyn lose?

Who shot Kelly Preston, things you don't want to buy with coupons, sex in the abbey, concern about Cairo Linda, why James could be a murder suspect, Internet dating ads, what is mudlarking, and Kevyn's connection to Martin Sheen.

James and the impound lot, Polish Monopoly, fun facts about Jack LaLanne, the words you'll never hear on American Idol, Kevyn tale from the dog food lane, why fishies hate snakey, ant farms, Chinese parenting, and big news about Girl Scout cookies!

A visit to Grand Marais, Ruth on a ladder, the Golden Globes, what is a gestational carrier, Kevyn's dream job, shoplifting stories, James anticipates Valentine 's Day, team mascots guide sports betting strategy and will the real Ruth Koscielak please stand up?

Not gonna talk about that, Ted Williams the homeless guy, great radio mispronunciations, do you remember your first kiss, why Ruth's sister wants to set her couch on fire, playing possum, Owen Wilson's mystery girlfriend, James wants to see what's in your storage unit.

Our dirtiest show ever--message to the parents of James--do NOT listen to this one! A plea to our International fan base, twice baked potatoes, famous people we've dreamed about, personal wedding showers, why James wants to go to Las Vegas, the most disturbing commercial on TV, iPhone snafus, Turducken, and how much gas does the average man pass?

Our final 2010 show, James shops for women's underwear, an 18 hour drive, aspiring beer models who die suddenly, the 4th Amendment, Ruth's favorite news story of the year, a surprise from Kevyn, and our New Year's resolutions.

Our Christmas show, fun facts about Canada from the Duchess, Macy's elves, our second prize winner rocks on, the monkey on Kevyn's back, blackmail in Britain, animal husbandry, mystery gifts (not Barbies) and is flying first class really better? Or course it is!

Snowstorm stories--I blame Kevyn, why James is buying pantyhose, Golden Globe nominations, banana guards, angry Christmas shoppers, what Miley Cyrus is smoking and what Dr. Drew says about her.

Illness update, Facebook scams, the Comcast outage, It's a Wonderful Life, the curse of the royal ring, Michael Douglas update from Disneyworld, dryer lint, Kevyn's travel plans, "The Hasselhoffs", National Enquirer updates, a strange story about Joey Bishop.

Ruth's lungs, Kevyn's Texas memories of the day they dug up Lee Havey Oswald, James'miniscus, Fran Lebowitz, movie reviews of Burlesque, Love and Other Drugs, and Tangled, more about the royal ring, fondue and "schwing".

Royal engagement ring, Don Shelby's many wives, Ruth and Kevyn share typing class stories, James loves gadgets, the Pope and condoms, the Polish Pope, Black Friday and Pink Thursday, James reveals a scarring incident, and Ruth goes to San Francisco. Special guest appearance by Mrs. Roger R. Rodgers.

Bingo! deer hunting begins, James' theory about Randy Moss, Christina Aguilera and Burlesque, blown by Ruth, and celebrities come to Minnesota.

Halloween costumes, James' trip to Seattle, more about dog poop, Rally to Restore Sanity, political ads and voting, our upcoming Lavish events, marketing faux pas, fascinating jobs and the news we find interesting.

Ruth has a James Matheson moment, roommate stories, strange and embarrassing purchase combinations, Ruth's memories of the Clarence Thomas Senate hearings, a double giveaway of By The Yard rocking chairs, Kevin Garnett, more on Brett Favre, Undercover Boss, Viking's tail gate partying and our predictions on the upcoming election.

Brett Favre shouldn't wear pink, another Hollywood "trial separation", Ladies Night at Lavish, our dogs are the new babies, the Zombie Crawl, and Ruth gets pulled over.

Things that we love, Twins vs. Yankees series, the Today Sponge, a truly stupid criminal in Florida, the Renaissance Festival, James explains 4 Square, why Kevyn loves the fall but dislikes October, and the Las Vegas death ray!

Our biggest hates including technology, large corporations and Ticketmaster, the new season of Glee, why Kevyn dislikes the Parent Trap, our estate sale, pornography, Ruth's early Christmas gift, and words we want to bring back.

Kevyn and Ruth's estate sale, tooth brushing at the State Fair, losing other people's kids, the north shore, Facebook misunderstandings, and did James get married in Vegas?

Time shifting, a close encounter with bats, Kevyn's old fogey moment, rate our show on the ITunes store, Roberto calls other girls hot is that cheating, our new favorite candy bar, and the State Fair. Kevyn and Ruth ponder peeing while upright; You Go Girl!

Tragic tarring accidents, baby 20 for the Duggars, voting and Mark Dayton, should women shave their armpits, modern art, Table Talk, Don Shelby, what people call number one and number two and the "open door policy" at work.

A very special podcast, Minnesota road construction, Ruth's talking caller ID, Obama on the View, a listener shares a weird Wisconsin vacation moment, why the tropical fish love James, our new rap names, Bristol Palin and Levin's current abstinence, Bachelorette predictions Roberto or Chris, Kevyn's Gubenatorial platform, what James and Kevyn will do at the Minnesota State Fair.

Kevyn and Ruth say words into a microphone they've never said before, Ruth's trip back from Grand Marais, senior moments, Pat Forciea, car towing stories, losing the man card, what America's Funniest Home Videos should really be called, Wisconsin crimes and a shocking ending!

The Fourth of July "incidents", Vienna and Jake, Jillian and Ed, Kevyn's first car,Taste of Minnesota, the World Cup, Lindsey Lohan going to jail, today's summer intern is different, James' horrible day, the Twilight phenomenon and peeing by the side of the road.

Ruth's trip to the hospital, who's the weird one?, Toy Story III, Breast Cancer Ride, Joan Rivers, Lance Armstrong, James works on a reality TV show, the Bachelorette, Megan Fox, Ricky Martin, comments from listeners, vampires and teens, the mysteries of dating.

Cell phone issues, tornadoes in the Twin Cities, How to Talk Minnesotan, Ethel Merman, the Cowsills, the Osmonds, Minnesota State Fair memories, travel in Ohio, our first Super Fan, collecting things, Dudley Riggs, and James runs in marathons--really?

Kevyn and Ruth's Excellent Adventure, another novel solution to the Gulf Oil Spill, James and the wedding debacle, debtor's prison, online dating, our new comment line, things that make you sound old, the new puppy,Chex, and meadows and rain.

Hoarding stuff vs. de-cluttering your house and life, thoughts on Sara Palin, Dr. Laura and Al and Tipper Gore, gay marriage, Leviticus, accidents with bees, Bea Arthur and the Sleep Number Bed.

Air conditioning woes, the car of the future, Minnesota Twins firsts in the new stadium, Tony Oliva, American Idol Finale, Dancing with the Stars Finale, plus we explain the oil spill and come up with a good solution!

Oral surgery, Vicodin, mice, Mother's Day, Kevyn's new job, Facebook, college graduation, irrational fears, Cinco de Mayo, listener comments and questions, and win a By the Yard Rocking chair!

Why are we doing this, airport security secrets, deer, Medicare and other health insurance, corporate greed, how to feel secure about money, prom, bad gift giving stories.

Texting, Twittering, Kate Gosselin, Dr. Laura, Octomom, Dr. Ruth, Brett Michaels, Aging but Dangerous, IT people, bad drive thru lines, and how to win a gift certificate!

Infidelity, Larry King, Jesse James, volcanoes in Iceland, product placements, and the inappropriate and embarassing things we've said to people.